The Red Green Show is a Canadian comedy show that aired for 15 seasons from 1991 to 2006. The show follows the adventures of Red Green, a handyman living in the small town of Possum Lodge. Red Green is known for his witty one-liners and sage advice and is supported by a cast of quirky characters including his nephew, Harold. Red Green’s quotes have become legendary for their humor, insight, and wisdom. Some of the most memorable Red Green quotes include “If the women don’t find you handsome, they should at least find you handy,” “If the world was perfect, it wouldn’t be,” and “If the answer is not duct tape, you’re asking the wrong question.”
52 Best Red Green Show Quotes
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“I believe in destiny, but I also believe we are the authors of our own fate.”
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“If the women don’t find you handsome, they should at least find you handy.”
– Red Green
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“If the women don’t find you handsome, they should at least find you handy.”
– Red Green
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“If women don’t find you handsome, they should at least find you handy.”
– Red Green
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“It’s a lot easier to apologize than to get permission.”
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“I’m not saying I’m the best, I’m just saying I’m better than you.”
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“Don’t be picky, just be grateful.”
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“The secret to success is making your boss look good.”
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“If women don’t find you handsome, they should at least find you good at fixing stuff.”
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“If you can’t be good, be good at something.”
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“If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.”
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“If you always do what you’ve always done, you’ll always get what you’ve always got.”
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“If it ain’t broke, break it.”
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“If you can’t fix it with duct tape, you’re not using enough duct tape.”
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“If it ain’t broke, you’re not trying hard enough.”
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“A man’s gotta know his limitations.”
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“If the women don’t find you handsome, they should at least find you funny.”
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“If women don’t find you funny, they should at least find you handsome.”
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“Just because you’re not paranoid doesn’t mean they’re not out to get you.”
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“If it jams, force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway.”
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“Remember, if the women don’t find you handsome, they should at least find you handy.”
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“If the women don’t find you funny, they should at least find you handy.”
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“If the women don’t find you handy, they should at least find you funny.”
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“If the women don’t find you handsome, they should at least find you hard-working.”
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“If the women don’t find you hard-working, they should at least find you handsome.”
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“If the women don’t find you funny, they should at least find you hard-working.”
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“If you can’t do it with duct tape, you can’t do it.”
– Red Green
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“If the women don’t find you handsome, they should at least find you handy.”
– Red Green
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“If the women don’t find you handy, they should at least find you funny.”
– Red Green
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“If the women don’t find you funny, they should at least find you handy.”
– Red Green
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“If you’re not part of the solution, you’re part of the problem.”
– Red Green
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“Just because it’s not illegal doesn’t mean it’s not wrong.”
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“If it works, it’s not stupid.”
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“If it ain’t broke, you’re not trying.”
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“If it’s stupid but it works, it’s not stupid.”
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“The best way to get ahead is to get started.”
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“If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it, but if it is broke, fix it.”
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“If the women don’t find you funny, they should at least find you persistent.”
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“If the women don’t find you persistent, they should at least find you funny.”
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“If the women don’t find you handy, they should at least find you persistent.”
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“If the women don’t find you handsome, they should at least find you persistent.”
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“If the women don’t find you persistent, they should at least find you handsome.”
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“If it’s worth doing, it’s worth overdoing.”
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“If it looks easy, it’s probably hard.”
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“If it ain’t broke, you ain’t trying.”
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“If it ain’t broke, break it anyway.”
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“If it’s worth doing, it’s worth doing badly.”
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“If it’s not broken, don’t fix it. If it is broken, make it better.”
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“If the women don’t find you handsome, they should at least find you honest.”
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“If the women don’t find you honest, they should at least find you handsome.”
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“If the women don’t find you funny, they should at least find you honest.”
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“If the women don’t find you handy, they should at least find you honest.”
– Red Green
Conclusion
The Red Green Show has become a classic Canadian comedy and its quotes are still relevant today. Whether it’s Red’s signature phrase “If the women don’t find you handsome, they should at least find you handy” or Harold’s “If the world didn’t suck, we’d all fall off”, the show’s wit and wisdom is timeless. There’s no doubt that the Red Green Show has left a lasting impression on Canadians for generations to come.
